pleatedjeans:

what cracker? via

pleatedjeans:

what cracker? via

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

(via )

sketchamagowza:

Wise 8-Bit Man Of The Mountain

[yes I know about 0. 255 is still the 256th number though, and that is the number that the old man knows of.]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Japanese Art of Chindōgu [via]

jovgrey:

terranell:

one could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime

AHHHHHH

jovgrey:

terranell:

one could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime

AHHHHHH

(via fartgallery)