
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
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silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
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so if you say the word pizza in a text post, is it like summoning satan only instead of satan you get tumblr user pizza
i have been summoned once again
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