mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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griffinilla:

recommended for me

griffinilla:

recommended for me

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emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

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heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

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fartgallery:

silhouetteofapocketedindividual:

fartgallery:

I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff

animation. thats the thing you described.

i need some time to think my thoughts

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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pizza:

princessofthegarrison:

so if you say the word pizza in a text post, is it like summoning satan only instead of satan you get tumblr user pizza

i have been summoned once again

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stupicl:

FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11

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faggleblog:

nikolawashere:

I THINK HE WANTS IT

faggleblog:

nikolawashere:

I THINK HE WANTS IT

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tastefullyoffensive:

thefrogmanScumbag Obi-Wan