tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

facebookfundies:

what does this even mean

facebookfundies:

what does this even mean

facebookfundies:

*loud, protracted sigh tapering off into a groan*

facebookfundies:

*loud, protracted sigh tapering off into a groan*

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via ruinedchildhood)

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

(via homophobic)

captainstormwind:

The truth is out there.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

(via punkbread)