adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

trying to force a poop out before going out somewhere

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managing to poop just in time
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(via fartgallery)

churlishrevelry:

Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.

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n-homme:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.

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jakemalik:

 

walk walk fashion baby

jakemalik:

 

walk walk fashion baby

(via fartgallery)

yzma:


it’s in this exact frame that you see the moment where she realises that she is in fact going to die

yzma:

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it’s in this exact frame that you see the moment where she realises that she is in fact going to die

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  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link