tastefullyoffensive:

…I accept nothing! [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

…I accept nothing!

[via]

how to tell if a movie is shit

tastefullyoffensive:

Because f**k sleep. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Because f**k sleep. [via]

facebookfundies:

"This font really speaks to the evils of the New World Order," the creator of this .jpg murmured, scrolling through the font selection menu in MS Paint. "This is the typeface of the resistance."

facebookfundies:

"This font really speaks to the evils of the New World Order," the creator of this .jpg murmured, scrolling through the font selection menu in MS Paint. "This is the typeface of the resistance."

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

facebookfundies:

what does this even mean

facebookfundies:

what does this even mean

facebookfundies:

*loud, protracted sigh tapering off into a groan*

facebookfundies:

*loud, protracted sigh tapering off into a groan*

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via ruinedchildhood)