tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

(via punkbread)

hiccupsapprentice:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

OOFFF COOOOURRSSSEEE IIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRAAANNGGEEE III JUUUSSSTTT TOOOOLLLDDD YOOOUUUU IIIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRRAAAANNGGGEEEEE

(via punkbread)

megustamemes:

One is not like the other.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

vodka-detergent:

jaegertron:

sniperj0e:

here’s a video of 7000 fireworks accidentally going off at once after a computer malfunction

god is real

TOO MUCH AMERICA FOR ONE FIELD TO HANDLE

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

whitetrash-official:

a headline i never thought i would see

whitetrash-official:

a headline i never thought i would see

(via foodchewer)

prayforprada:

this cannot be real

prayforprada:

this cannot be real

(via foodchewer)